The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

Cookie

The lower form of crookies.

Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab

by john July 14, 2003

Iremongering

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.

"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"

by John October 01, 2004

sum 41

a cool rock band that was formed 41 days into summer (hence the name)

chuck their last album is pretty cool. welcome to hell, I'm not the one, and there's no solution are some of my favorite songs.

by John March 27, 2005

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004

CTW

Cock Teasing Whore: A girl or woman who dressess very provactive(aka slutty) and flaunts it all but never gives out and is a general cock tease.

Hey Jim did you see that CTW, she looked like a daddies little girl kind.

by John April 05, 2005