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Definitions by JoeyBomm

Stink check 

When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!
Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!
Stink check by JoeyBomm June 8, 2020

mason jar anus 

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
mason jar anus by JoeyBomm June 4, 2020

Beefed up 

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.
I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!
Beefed up by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020

mud flapper

Guy# 1: Holy shit ....did you see the turd left in the toilet from Larry? Guy# 2: Hand me the plunger and a knife. He's got a big mud flapper to drop something like that!
mud flapper by JoeyBomm May 30, 2020

Early release 

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.
I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.
Early release by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020
The joining of the three words "who is you". It is often spoken fast by a black woman when she finally confronts the other woman that is fucking her man.
Black girl: Bitch......whoisu? Is you fucking my man. White girl : No .....I'm only sucking his big black uncircumcised cock! Black girl: Yeah.... he do gots a big black snake to suck!
whoisu by JoeyBomm May 22, 2020

finger fucking finger 

In a sexual situation, any finger that is used to penetrate a vagina and/or asshole.
My finger fucking finger is waterlogged from finger fucking all night.