JoeyBomm's definitions

Covidized

Immunization from the Corona virus known as Covid-19.

Person #1: Have you been covidized from the Corona virus yet? Person #2: Yes I have and it was no big deal. Just stay isolated from others or wait and get the vaccine from a doctor when one is developed.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

seetoe

This is spoken softly among two guys referring to the sight of camel toe on a hot woman's private area.

Guy #1: Did you see the camel toe on that woman. Guy #2 (whispers back) Yeah...you can seetoe!

by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020

clint taurus

A name usually said fast to sound like you are saying the word clitoris.

I called the local bar to fuck with the bartender and got him to call out loud the name Clint Taurus. Ha ha ha. It was so funny he sounded like he was looking for some clitoris.

by JoeyBomm March 26, 2020

spawn bag

A pregnant woman.

Jimmy won't be going to Larry's party tonight because he's going to be home watching the batchlorette with his spawn bag.

by JoeyBomm October 6, 2021

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021

Soakhole

A woman's hole that is soaking wet from some sort of stimuli.

I just fingered Cindy and she had a soakhole. Man I think I hit her g-spot. Got the sheets wet too.

by JoeyBomm July 25, 2020

420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.

Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020