Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Snapbag

When a hook up has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to look at their face through a SnapChat filter while having sex.

antonyms: Hottie

misspellings: Snap Bag, Snabpag, SnapBag

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface. I don't know if I could even brown bag her."

2: "Yeah, I'd Snapbag that sh*t, though"

by Joey Tcif April 03, 2017

Sitting on a Rubber Band

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Boogerbeard

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.

Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

Boogerbukkake

A phenomenon caused when a human female is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of her nose become stuck on her face or chin.

Did you see Paulette jump into the lake? When she came up she had a boogerbukkake!
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015