Definitions by Joey Tcif

Snapbag 

When a hook up has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to look at their face through a SnapChat filter while having sex.

antonyms: Hottie

misspellings: Snap Bag, Snabpag, SnapBag

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface. I don't know if I could even brown bag her."

2: "Yeah, I'd Snapbag that sh*t, though"

Snapbag by Joey Tcif April 3, 2017

Boogerbukkake

A phenomenon caused when a human female is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of her nose become stuck on her face or chin.

Did you see Paulette jump into the lake? When she came up she had a boogerbukkake!
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake

Boogerbukkake by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

Boogerbeard 

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.

Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard

Boogerbeard by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

Sitting on a Rubber Band 

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

Sitting on a Rubber Band by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

Southern Slide by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007