Definitions by Joey Rockwell

bro 

Usually a cocky douche bag who wears polo shirts (especially popped-collar), and likes to walk around with a starbucks iced cappachino while wearing a Northface jacket. The person is a preppy bitch who thinks they're hot shit because they're rich spoiled little assbags. Commonly, bros are whipped bitches who buy girls shit in the hopes that this will get them some, but the girls are only using him for his free shit.

Jake: Look at that kid over there. What a bro. Lets kick his ass.
Matt: Ya, that kids a douchebag.

bro by Joey Rockwell May 25, 2008

fifer

someone who uses feathers to give someone a boner.

Get the fuck over here you fifer.

fifer by Joey Rockwell May 24, 2008

penial thrasher 

Someone who rides cock; a fag.

Joey is such a penial thrasher

penial thrasher by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

shlong master 3000 

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

shlong master 3000 by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

free squeezie 

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

free squeezie by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008