Definitions by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu

Konami Code

The code that every Nintendo nerd had burned into their brain during the late 80's and early 90's. (up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-START)

guy #1: I could have never beat Contra if I hadn't used the Konami Code!

guy #2: You pussy!

Konami Code by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu October 5, 2003

drop trow

The act of dropping one's pants around the ankles while standing. This is usually a precurser to mooning, pissing, or receiving a blow job.

This girl wanted me so bad when we left the bar, I dropped trow in the alley and she eagerly went down!

drop trow by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu October 2, 2003

safety whale

An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.

Yo, that chick was diggin' on me but then her safety whale stepped in and busted my game!

safety whale by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003

trouser chili 

The result of releasing diarrhea in the pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but instead I served up some trouser chili

trouser chili by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003