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Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'
Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.
by Joey December 29, 2004
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Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.
*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."
by Joey December 14, 2004
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nar nar

Noun: Singular and Plural in reference to a person, or group of persons
Definition: A member or members of the Northern California gang Nuestra Familia, commonly known outside of prison as the Nortenos (see Norteno). Populararized by the late, great Joey Andriuex (RIP).
Ex: Dude, I totally just got chased down the street by some Nar Nars.
by Joey April 21, 2005
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LSD

All that LSD I took caused lots of problems in my life.
by joey October 16, 2004
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Platano_4lyf

1.The worlds pimpes Alky 2.El gordito mas sexy del mundo 3.Out drinks anyone of you.
Platano_4lyf will own your liquor and your soul.
by Joey February 25, 2004
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Julian Casablancas

lead singer of the strokes, julian casablancas also writes all of the lyrics and music for the band. hes always drunk, and his voice is very raspy and beautiful...i love jules...he is my soulmate
by joey May 10, 2004
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yeapa

yeapa
by joey August 14, 2003
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