Definitions by Joey

earf 

The planet earth. The world.

Durin' the holidaze I wish all my niggaz peace on EARF

earf by joey January 11, 2004

the city 

MANHATTAN!!!!!!!

Brooklyn is not "the city."
The Bronx is not "the city."
Queens is not "the city."
And Staten Island CERTAINLY is not "the city."
And Long Island isn't even a borough.

Oh please don't tell me you went to an inner city school when you went to Tottenville.

the city by Joey January 8, 2004

menarche

the onset of menstruation

The girls puberty was heralded by her menarche

menarche by Joey January 2, 2004

Noel it up 

1. The act, or commission, of irreparably damaging the quality of an event or showing, to the point of unviewability.

"Have you seen the part where..." "Hey! Don't Noel it up!"

Noel it up by Joey January 1, 2004

Shleetard 

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

Shleetard by Joey November 30, 2003

Moon Spider 

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.

As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!

Moon Spider by Joey November 25, 2003

Corn Pimples 

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!

After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.

Corn Pimples by Joey November 25, 2003