Joel R's definitions

sporkus

An extreamly fat, lazy ,cunt of a human being who still lives in moms basement and constantly wears trackpants and lives on fast food.
(squaw) (porkfat) (walrus)

holy fuck that chick is fat...look at the intesity on her face as she down those cheeseburgers
what a fucking sporkus

by Joel R June 3, 2005

can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

shiddyidiot

one who resides in a Trailerpark (mobilehome community) and smells mand dresses very shitty with little or no intellect

look ant that shiddyidioy over there in the park,what fucking trash ...he should go tie his shoeslace to the traintracks or somthing

by Joel R June 3, 2005

moochaliny

one tha abuses ones friendship and only calls you when he?she needs somthing
one that always asks you
"you got a couple bucks I can borrow, jst till payday...Ill pay you back"?
"got a spare sig"?
"can I have kill"?
"Can you cash this cheque for me"

fuck guy is suck a moochaliny, he needs to give his fucking head a shake.

by Joel R June 3, 2005