dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.
Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.
by Joe the garza May 01, 2015
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crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...
by Joe the garza May 01, 2015
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Scunt

When you really have to call her a stupid cunt but your in a hurry.
Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

Husband: ok got it, running late to work scunt!!!
by Joe the garza May 29, 2016
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