Definitions by Joe the Schmoe

Springfeild

The common misspelling of "Springfield"

It's not Springfeild, it's Springfield!"

Springfeild by Joe the Schmoe May 31, 2005

Springfield 

The place where the Simpson family lives. If you want to visit the place, well too bad. It is not real and if you are going to cry to your mommy then go, nothing will happen. Springfield was founded by a man named sprungfeld, a trechurous man who tried to assassinate George Washington

Let's use Springfield to shoot our movie, it has a nuclear powerplant.

Springfield by Joe the Schmoe May 23, 2005

tweener 

A person who is 10, 11, or 12. Not yet a teener, so people call them tweener.

Hey tweener, get out of here before I poke your tweener!

tweener by Joe the Schmoe May 23, 2005