5 definitions by Joe Z
by Joe Z January 8, 2007
When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart
As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.
by Joe Z January 8, 2007
The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.
by Joe Z January 8, 2007
by Joe Z May 3, 2008
by Joe Z January 9, 2007