Definitions by Joe Salone
Mexican tin foot
Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.
Mexican tin foot by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Anal karate
When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.
So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.
Anal karate by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
venezuelan hand grenade
A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
venezuelan hand grenade by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Chinese Mexican
Dude, the people that work at that Chinese place up the street are some serious Chinese Mexicans. It seems like they are working there all the time!
Chinese Mexican by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Hairy Cactus
When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
Hairy Cactus by Joe Salone August 14, 2010