Joe Momma's definitions

tard

One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.

Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.

by Joe Momma August 30, 2004

aleem

the most gangster guy in the world.
his name is alim in reality
dont want to mess with this tough sum bitch
he fuk u up

hey man u see ray? alim fuked him up

by joe momma March 15, 2004

techno

Pure bliss

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003

twerkalating

When A person decides to go crazy and bump and grind on the dance floor

She was twerkalating somthing fierce

by Joe Momma May 13, 2005