Definitions by Joe Mattei

cuntbooger 

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.

"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."

cuntbooger by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003

TMK 

Throbbing Mattress Kitten-a VERY hot girl-- or slut

You either know one, or fucked one.

TMK by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003