Joe Jumbo's definitions

Crackaversy

A controversy involving white people.

Donyell!! Stay away from dem crazy white folk and all dat crackaversy, ain't nobody got time fo dat

by Joe Jumbo September 6, 2013

cockgrabbing idiot

A general insult with the underlying intent to question the masculinity of the insulted party.

Are you going to help me bury this body or just stand there like a cockgrabbing idiot?

by Joe Jumbo December 9, 2008

The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009