Joe Jumbo's definitions

cockgrabbing idiot

A general insult with the underlying intent to question the masculinity of the insulted party.

Are you going to help me bury this body or just stand there like a cockgrabbing idiot?

by Joe Jumbo December 9, 2008

Crackaversy

A controversy involving white people.

Donyell!! Stay away from dem crazy white folk and all dat crackaversy, ain't nobody got time fo dat

by Joe Jumbo September 6, 2013

The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009