Joe Iron's definitions
A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
by Joe Iron February 15, 2008
Get the Coffinmug. by Joe Iron August 2, 2007
Get the Travel Juicemug. A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles
I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.
I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.
by Joe Iron January 21, 2008
Get the Guardian of the Center of the Universemug. A nickname used by Ford Automobile Collectors for the 2 door version of Ford Maverick with the optional 302 V8 of the early 70s. One of the quicker cars of the early 70s. The nickname is derived from the similiarly performing but more expensive Maserati Merak. The Merak was produced from 1974-1982.
by Joe Iron June 7, 2007
Get the Maverakmug. by Joe Iron February 9, 2008
Get the Yawhomug. I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.
That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.
That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.
by Joe Iron February 1, 2008
Get the bourgeoisiemug. by Joe Iron April 1, 2008
Get the Friendsmug.