a resident of south texas, usually but not soley hispanic, who is for the most part devoid of class, integrity, or intelligence.
Bekah; "they came in a huge group, the kids made a mess, they were terribly demanding and loud-mouthed, they refused to order in english even though they spoke it, and then they tipped 5 percent on their meal."
Joe; "Fucking Valley Trash!"
Goo Gun; n. The male genitalia, so named for its ability to eject bodily fluids.
Chicho "How did it go last night?"
Joe "I assaulted her with my goo gun!"
A tourist destination that, while it tries to be otherwise, attracts cheap, low class tourists.
Joe; "It's too bad that these people can't tip us properly."
Howard; "Welcome to the White Trash Riviera, we get the people who can't afford to go to the Bahamas."
Jewican; n. A mexican who is also a jew.
boy, that oscar guy sure is a jewican.
of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.
Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"
Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain."