guinea pig

An animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend.

DON'T EAT YOUR GUINEA PIG! again

by joe c August 27, 2004

Tater Salad

A comedic story told by Ron White

"They call me Tater Salad"-Ron White

by Joe C April 09, 2005

lotc

slang for lick on the clit

That girl was like im tired of jumpin on ya dick time for u 2 lotc

by JoE C May 13, 2005

jeff gordon

4 Time Winston Cup Champion.
Winner of 69 Nextel Cup Races
Can kick anyone's ass out on the track

Simply put it he's the best

by joe c December 13, 2004

CART

The open-wheel series Championship Auto Racing Teams

CART once was the premier indy car series until the president of Indianapolis Motor Speedway started the IRL the Indy Car Series which is more affordable to run in.

by joe c August 27, 2004

jeff gordon

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.

The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon

by Joe C March 29, 2005

bestiality

The newest form of reality tv

Survivor will have a challenge on who can fuck their animals the best.

by Joe C April 09, 2005