Nard Cosh

A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.

Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!

by Jocko Farin August 21, 2007

FLABS

Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.

Esgro: You abit toey Jocko?
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS

by Jocko Farin March 18, 2008