2 definition by Jocko Farin

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A poo in a stocking. The sound of it hitting someone is similar to it's name.
Gibo hit his junky neighbour with a nard cosh to settle a vendetta. Coshhhhh!
by Jocko Farin August 16, 2007

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Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.
Esgro: You abit toey Jocko?
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS
by Jocko Farin March 18, 2008

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