Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.
Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!
by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018
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SPUNKY MONKEY

A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.
Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!

Kyle:*launches*

Me :Ow my foken eey!

Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*

Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.

Me:you hit my eye.
by Job pillow beast February 22, 2018
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ridikilous

A very strange way of saying rediculous. Don't ever fucking say this word or I will hit you with my projectile spaff.
Omg that was ridikilous!
*splat*

TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY HOE!!!!
by Job pillow beast February 22, 2018
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ridikilous

Some random cunt said this:

"THE BACK oF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!"

Refer to the second definition of number for more context.
by Job pillow beast February 22, 2018
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