Definitions by JoJo the idiot circus boy

Gelfy 

Crazy to the point of weirdness and weird to the point of craziness. A nonagonical Russian. Pursues the most efficient balance of passion between food and laziness. An "intellectual dumbass".

Gelfy likes people to look him up in Urban Dictionary, and now there is a definition.

Gelfy by JoJo the idiot circus boy August 26, 2013

deflowerment 

The act or process of deflowering someone or something. See deflower.

Joe sent out his very first "thought of the day" message, ready for deflowerment.

deflowerment by JoJo the Idiot Circus Boy August 18, 2004