JoHn's definitions

potrzebie

Purposeless word invented by Mad Magazine because it's fun to say.

Potrzebie! Heeheehee! POTRZEBIE!!!!!

by John March 23, 2003

mike jones

Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..

Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me

by john March 9, 2005

function

an expert with a glock

OMfg he is a function with that thing

by John April 8, 2003

Georgette (plural : Georgetted)

To 'georgette', is to take ultimate and humiliating revenge on those who have crossed your path.

Suzy slept with Brad, so I smashed her face into a bloody pulp with an ashtray - I totally georgetted her!"

"If you ever touch me while I sleep again, I shall georgette you, daddy"

by John May 2, 2004

fag hag

The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.

Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.

Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

by John January 8, 2004

buddy list

On AIM, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. a buddy list is list of other instant messenger users that allows you to view thier status (available, idle, away, or disconnected), thier profile (AIM only) and IM them more easily.

Am I on your buddy list?

by John July 2, 2005

oh hells no

Definite no

Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.

by John March 9, 2003