JoHn's definitions

snow job

when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.

sick.

'she give good dome?'

'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'

by john April 13, 2005

slootbox

a slutty, trashy whore you want to bang

Christina Aguilera

by John June 10, 2004

Schrub

A name used to define the sexual reproductive organs of robell, also responsable for secreting his trademark odor. "see babypoosmell" It is basically a flap of skin with blemishes all over it.

you are so ugly your appearance is comparable to that of a schrub.

by john November 29, 2003

SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by john October 24, 2004

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.

Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.

by John November 20, 2004

10 feet

(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.

Examples: (1.) "I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole."

by John June 27, 2004

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005