smilf

a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf

by joe September 09, 2003

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

by Joe May 19, 2004

andrew green

the worlds greatest lacrosse player, so amazing that joe mann knighted him ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
and he reads star wars video game manuals hidden in his assigment notebook during math.

joe: ANDREW GREEN LAX MACHINE
andrew: shut up joe

by joe June 20, 2006

blizcock

a very bent penis
can also be used as an insult

Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock??

by Joe February 11, 2004

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe February 01, 2004

Manta's Magorical

Indefinable word.

That song was very Manta's Magorical.
You cracka ass shanksta you smell Manta's Magorical.
I'd Manta's Magorical you in the ass if you do that again motha fucka.

by Joe January 19, 2004

fo shizzle my puerto rizzle

I wholeheartly concur, my Puerto Rican friend.
Dervied from fo shizzle my nizzle.

There's a lack of decent FTP clients for Linux!
Fo shizzle my puerto rizzle!

by Joe June 17, 2006