Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
by Jmurr227 December 07, 2022
Get the Uncle Mitch mug.a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
by Jmurr227 October 15, 2021
Get the penis slider mug.a worm that is very moist on a rainy day. when you see a moist worm, the best thing to do is pick it up, throw it on the grass, then find it again, and lastly chuck it on the roof! Also if its a fat and chunky worm, it will leave some going cum lookin stuff on your hand . to get it off, you need to wipe it on grass and then your friends jacket. or you can just wipe it on the crotch area of your pants.
by Jmurr227 September 23, 2021
Get the moist wormy mug.Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink
OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.
thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.
thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink
by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021
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