Jimmy Somerville's definitions

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

u-boat

Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry

"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008