Definitions by Jimmy G.

douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.

To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.

douche lips by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008

assworm 

A rectal parasite. Most often used when more commonplace profanities, e.g., motherfucker, asshole, cocksucker, etc., are not strong enough.

Listen, assworm: get lost, or get hit.

assworm by Jimmy G. April 13, 2005

yelch 

To belch a word, especially in an extremely loud manner.

Nicole might seem shy, but I've seen her yelch the Star-Spangled Banner like a pro.

yelch by Jimmy G. February 27, 2005

yeller

Also, Old Yeller. Only the greatest dog who ever lived. Anyone who doesn't cry after seeing this movie probably lacks a soul, or hates puppies.

Lassie was a hell of a dog, but that bitch has got nothing on Old Yeller.

yeller by Jimmy G. February 27, 2005