33 definitions by Jimmy Dink
Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.
by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
by Jimmy Dink September 15, 2017
As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.
by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020
by Jimmy Dink March 5, 2017
A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.
Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017