lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.
Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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toungilingus

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.
by Jimmy Dink July 22, 2017
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FELCHICIDE

Ejaculated into a rectum and killing that person by sucking out the man much so hard it collapses their bowel.
Mark was jealous of David's new friend so he committed felchicide on him.
by Jimmy Dink December 08, 2022
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whoregusta national

The seedy strip just around the corner from where the Masters golf tournament is played where drugs and whores are in huge supply.
The golf event was cool but Whoregusta National was way more fun and when we arrived, there were a hell of a lot more than 18 holes.
by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017
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bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.
Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.
David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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paradike

A place where the sun is warm, beaches fine and the sand is crowded with lesbians.
Off to lesbos next week. Forecast is great and I can't wait to get to this famous island Paradike!
by Jimmy Dink September 15, 2017
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