Jimmy's definitions

sped

Short for "Special Ed."
Person who acts like an idiot, or fails to recognize your superiority.

Dave, you are such a sped.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

phasor

Something that is cool, nice, great, exciting, etc.

Man! That movie was phasor!

by jimmy September 8, 2003

Nexopia

The most emo piece of crap to ever exist

Look Ma, I'm nexopian!

by Jimmy December 18, 2004

FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants

To be caught in the act of having no pants. This is a major offense and is taken seriously by all PoPo. This is only second to FLG: Flagrant Lack of Genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.

" Jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants... now they're giving him a cavity probing... Poor Jimmy "

by Jimmy September 1, 2003

cochino

Cochino (coe-chee-noe, N.A. "cochini", SPAN "cochino", literally meaning "pig"): A young man with questionable motivations concerning young women, usually of a lewd, erotic nature. Typically having a voracious sexual appetite and prone to constantly making advances on girls.

"Mija, I no want you talking to that boy Eric anymore, he's a cochino!"

by Jimmy January 2, 2005

Bumper

A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.

by jimmy April 30, 2003

Injuns

dirty little midgets who have a strange greenish complexion (usually from europe)

Look at the Injun!

by Jimmy October 10, 2003