Jimmi 's definitions

Java Book of Rage

A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.

Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 8, 2003

Stewie'd

searching an innocent word in google images and finding porn.

i searched "ink blot" and got stewie'd.

by Jimmi April 7, 2005

Whadda ya need help for?

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.

Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

p.k.

"Preachers Kid" Usually the dirtiest most grimiest mother fuckers on the face of the earth.

Chalie Manson is a P.K.

by Jimmi December 7, 2002

Introvert

An introvert is someone who tends to keep to themselves and doesn’t really like to socialize. They’re usually very nice and sweet when you first meet them and as you begin to become closer, she/he/they will begin to show a more crazy or deep side of themselves. This is different than a Tsundere, where a tsundere has a harder outsaud but shows that he/she/they are softer inside.

“That girl over there is such an introvert.”

by Jimmi December 31, 2020

Introvert

An introvert is someone who tends to keep to themselves and doesn’t really like to socialize. They’re usually very nice and sweet when you first meet them and as you begin to become closer, she/he/they will begin to show a more crazy or deep side of themselves. This is different than a Tsundere, where a tsundere has a harder outsaud but shows that he/she/they are softer inside.

“That girl over there is such an introvert.”

by Jimmi December 31, 2020