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Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomiting.
Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomiting.
by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008
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1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.
1. Any female who is extremely bitchy.
2. A total cuntress.
3. A woman of unmatched anger or resentment, most often during menstruation.
by Jim Sammartino May 22, 2008
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Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.
by Jim Sammartino May 17, 2008
Get the doodicules mug.The infamous Count Garrin Von Boobula of Transylvania (1802 - 1869), renowned for his obsession with female breasts.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.
Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.
by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008
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1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.
He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.
by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008
Get the testicularity mug.A mildly contagious viral infection typically transmitted via direct contact with a bleeding wound or mucous membrane. Though most prevalent in metropolitan areas, infections characteristic of the virus have been documented in numerous remote, wooded locations.
Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.
While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.
Side effects may develop in women of any age and include sexual activity with the same gender, reduced awareness of fashion, aggressive behavior, increased appetite and an inexplicable affinity for construction projects and Birkenstocks.
While the virus does not respond to traditional antiretroviral therapies, some individuals demonstrate a natural resistance to the infection and have been known to miraculously recover, as in the case of Anne Heche.
by Jim Sammartino August 8, 2008
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