Jim Reed's definitions

Meat Shelf

The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.

That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.

by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

cocksharking

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.

"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"

by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

yuk breath

Someone that has very bad breath. It can be fixed by gum or mints unless you have a yuk mouth.

Hey Buddy, got any Gum? I got a bad case of the Yuk Breath.

by Jim Reed June 3, 2006

blegs

A girl that has no ass.
A Back that leads to Legs.

My God, she has a flat ass.
You Mean she has Blegs!

by Jim Reed June 11, 2006

Chuck Fu

The Kick Ass Kung Fu Style of Chuck Norris.

I wouldn't mess with him, He knows Chuck Fu!

by Jim Reed June 11, 2006

Noassatall

A Prescription Drug that makes you lose your ass.

It gives you Blegs!

That girl has Blegs. Shes been taking Noassatall!

by Jim Reed June 11, 2006

midget ninga

Someone that cannot spell Midget Ninja...yes its Spelled N I N J A

Whats a Midget Ninga? Oh, Some dummy Spelled Ninja with a G!

by Jim Reed June 11, 2006