Definitions by Jim Ignatauski

bill clinton 

1.man who can bomb the counrty of Iraq twice in 4 years and place 125,00 troops in the Gulf area and declare no act of war.
2.man who betrayed his country and likes mcdonalds french fries but doesnt inhale pot.
3.tricky bastard.

God damn I wish I hadnt voted for Bill Clinton.

bill clinton by Jim Ignatauski August 29, 2005

Al Gore 

Al Gore did claim to invent the internet while he was in the Senate. The quote can be heard by downloading from Bearshare, Kazaa, Ares or pretty much any file sharing program.

Al Gore made a complete ass of himself and even managed to lose to Bush. Unreal.

Al Gore by Jim Ignatauski July 4, 2005

liberals 

The people who edit this website.

The editors of this website are total liberals, probably Freshman in college is my guess.

liberals by Jim Ignatauski July 4, 2005

suffrage 

The term used to describe the great chance we have to chose between two assholes who care nothing for the public only for furthering their own careers. Otherwise known as the right to vote.

Women's suffrage came about for the first time in the US in 1788.

suffrage by Jim Ignatauski July 4, 2005