Definitions by Jim H. Piffony

Illegal Penpal 

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

Illegal Penpal by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

Illegal penpals 

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

Illegal penpals by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Tennessee Mud Slide

When you lay your partner on his/hers stomach as they take a diarrhea shit, then you run your generals in between their cheeks causing the Tennessee mud slide before penetrating

Me:Bro after Taco Bell me and my girl had a wild night after we kept doing the Tennessee Mud Slide.

Friend:Dude you’re fucking gross..

Tennessee Mud Slide by Jim H. Piffony August 3, 2023