Definitions by Jim

ass paste 

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

ass paste by jim May 7, 2005

butt mime 

a derrogitory term similar to ass clown

"your an ass clown"
"yeah? well your a butt mime!"

butt mime by jim May 7, 2005

dragon ball z 

a great show that is horribly overrated and thus is loved by geeks nerds and small children evrywhere, giving it a very bad reputation amongst other people, when in reality, its a pretty allright show.

"i was watching draqgon ball z and it was awesome"

dragon ball z by jim May 7, 2005

non-anal lawyer

the exact opposite of an ass clown

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"

non-anal lawyer by jim May 7, 2005

Yu-Gi-Oh 

a horrible anime with poorly designed characters with eyes that are even huge in the anime world, retarded, gravity defying hair and evry character spends all of his of her time playing cards.

"hey jim, you wanna play yu-gi-oh?"
"no, sorry bob, im NOT gay"
"ah too bad, i wanted to make out later too"

Yu-Gi-Oh by jim May 7, 2005

hippy-tastic 

being in the state of mind of the common hippy.

"how are you today sir?"
"hippy-tastic!"

hippy-tastic by jim May 7, 2005

butt-monkey 

a monkey of or pertaining to the butt.

"dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"

butt-monkey by jim May 7, 2005