Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.
by Jib Slice May 18, 2010
Get the Flat Boatmug. Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.
Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!
by Jib Slice May 28, 2010
Get the jibber-swillmug. Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 10, 2010
Get the Sit on my Facebookmug. A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.
Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.
Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.
I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Get the pipe ratmug. When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Get the turtled emmug. Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.
by Jib Slice May 12, 2010
Get the Condo-radomug. Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.
Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"
Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
by Jib Slice January 13, 2011
Get the lay'n trenchmug.