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Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.
This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
Get the J-Holemug. When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Get the turtled emmug. Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
Get the Cougar Milkmug. Skiers and snowboarders who are carving turns down a ski hill are known to be "lay'n trench", because of the deep ruts left in the snow.
Dude asks, "Hey man, are ya making pow turns today?"
Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
Bro replies, "No Dude, the snow ain't deep enough out there. I'm gonna go hit the groomers. Today's the day to be out there lay'n trench!"
by Jib Slice January 13, 2011
Get the lay'n trenchmug. Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.
by Jib Slice May 12, 2010
Get the Condo-radomug. Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.
by Jib Slice May 10, 2010
Get the Sit on my Facebookmug. Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.
by Jib Slice May 18, 2010
Get the Flat Boatmug.