When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
Condo-rado is named used by skiers and snowboarders for Colorado because of the over development in the mountains, especially at ski resorts.
by Jib Slice May 12, 2010
Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
by Jib Slice May 22, 2010
Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.
This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
Pulsating hospitality is the reciprocation offered to a cougar in exchange for dinner, drinks, conversation and spending part of her alimony on the cougar hunter.
by Jib Slice May 19, 2010
Term used to describe a condition in a resort community where persons from the East Coast have invaded a particular area, town or region and changed the attitudes and living conditions negetively for that area.
Bumper sticker: "My J-Hole Has a East Infection"
by Jib Slice May 11, 2010
A person who stuffs yer Twitter account with automated Tweets, links and other crap that has nothing to do with anything you care about!
by Jib Slice May 17, 2010