5 definitions by Jevon

Auckland

The largest city in New Zealand, situated in the north island. Probably the blindest city in the country to the fact that the rest of the country exists. Aucklanders are very similar to Americans with their one-person SUVs and angry drivers; See JAFA.

I don't mind paying for Auckland's roads; Yeah Right. - Tui Ad

by Jevon February 2, 2004

tubthumper

A turd so extraordinarily long that, when dropped, it thumps on the back of the toilet.

I just dropped a tubthumper that slapped me in the balls when I squeezed it off!

by Jevon March 4, 2005

tired

Waking up at 8am in the morning.

I'm so tired, why did I wake up so early?

by Jevon March 29, 2006

Leash

1. An implement used to tie up animals
2. Someone who listens to shit music
3. Someone who listens to cool music

1. "Look, that dog's on a leash!"
2. "Your music taste is so leash."
3. "Your music taste is so leash."

by Jevon April 10, 2005

ferrit

An overrated overadvertised website which is only designed to make people buy expensive crap they don't want.

Also, a series of annoying ads plastered across every website you visit regularly.

"That ferrit website is so annoying."

"If I see one more of those fucking ferrit ads again, I'm going to go insane."

"www.ferrit.co.nz"

by Jevon April 17, 2006