spam

URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

{MONEY TRANSACTION}

My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
by Jethro July 06, 2004
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entitlement

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.
"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."
by jethro April 05, 2005
mugGet the entitlementmug.

n00b cannon

Though usually applied to the automatic shotgun, can be any gun that a player uses to kill an "l33t" opponent in the Half-Life modification, "Counter-Strike"
dude wtf using a <de/awp/mk5/knife> u luser and ur n00b cannon tat's the only way you culd beat me cuz i'm jesus
by Jethro December 06, 2003
mugGet the n00b cannonmug.

cruckle

The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"
Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty
by Jethro April 18, 2004
mugGet the crucklemug.

Pants

A Christmas Tree Monster and cast member of Jerkcity. Obsessed with Canadian Goth Girl, the cast of User Friendly, and dicklicking.
Haw haw haw the really weird Pants face hugalugah.
by Jethro December 06, 2003
mugGet the Pantsmug.

Dolphin_X

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.
I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.
by Jethro December 27, 2003
mugGet the Dolphin_Xmug.

suv

abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness
"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"
by jethro January 16, 2004
mugGet the suvmug.