Jethro's definitions

entitlement

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.

"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."

by jethro April 5, 2005

Texas tea

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.

Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

by Jethro July 6, 2004

Milhouse

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.

1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.

by Jethro December 31, 2003

twack

to be super tweaked

i did 4 geygers and i'm twizzacked

by Jethro May 21, 2003

Dolphin_X

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.

I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.

by Jethro December 27, 2003

Gran-nazi

Ancient legacy renters or owners in residential buildings with too much time on their hands, who attack you about everything from when you can use the elevators to when you can move your new couch into your apartment or have cable installed.

"Phyllis just attacked me in the corridor again...but this time about having visitors in my apartment after 8pm. What a friggin' Gran-nazi."

by Jethro July 13, 2007

suv

abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness

"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"

by jethro January 16, 2004