Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jesus Crosby-Lindner

arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

Noun; anus, or an extremely sloppy vagina.

Don't forget to wipe your mudgina after you take a shit. That chick last night had a serious case of mudgina, it was so sloppy.

Noun; An anus visible through a layer of clothes; anal cameltoe.

That dude has such a serious case of analtoe.