Jesus Christ's definitions

antidisestablishmentarianism

A belief opposing a change in the social or political establishment.

Conservatives ususally hold the belief of antidisestablishmentarianism--they don't want to change the establishment

by Jesus Christ August 22, 2004

vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

by Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

The WP

The most gangster sons of bitches in the entire fucking land. They are also the most leet badass mother fuckers as well.

"Shit nigger, the WP is so much fucking cooler then everyone from bow creek especially richwalder."

by Jesus Christ November 29, 2004

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments

Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018