Jesus Christ's definitions

ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

nuttin' no go so

Said of something you absolutely shouldn't do, like putting cocaine in your cigarettes or being born ganjaman and now wanting to forget.

"No you never kiss a girl when she done give you head... tell him it's the nuttin' no go so."

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

shoooter

Someone who is a poser.

That faggot is such a shoooter

by JESUS CHRIST February 14, 2005

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

Nightcrawler

1) A large earthworm.
2) A nocurnal person.
3) A fuzzy blue X-Men character.
4) A Nazi who is blue and fuzzy.
5) A big penis.

1) Ew, I totally stepped on a Nightcrawler!
2)That goth thinks he's a Nightcrawler...
3) Nightcrawler just went 'bamf' again!
4) Heil, mein Nightcrawler! Kill ze Jews und teleoprt!
5) My boyfriend has a huge Nightcrawler.

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004