Jessica Potgieter's definitions

Shahir

A friend who tries to give you crippling depression through apparent acts of kindness

Person 1: "Oh, hello friend, I was just about to give you this loaded gun with no safety on it. Why don't you try it out on yourself."

Person 2: "Why did you just pull that Shahir on me?"

by Jessica Potgieter August 18, 2016

Murder prank

A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.

Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."

Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"

by Jessica Potgieter August 18, 2016

Six pack coming

A fat person who makes fun of other fat people regardless of that they are bodily gifted.

Person 1:"You know that Tristan is such an obese guy. Cannot even run."

Person 2:" You also seem to have a six pack coming."

by Jessica Potgieter August 20, 2016