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New Jersey

Stereotypes: We all live by malls, factories are everywhere, we apparently have an accent that we've never heard of before, we all are Italian and gel our hair, we are just a giant suburb of NY and Philly, we all smoke alot and we must come from Newark or Atlantic City because those are the only two NJ cities you know.

The Truth: I can't speak for all of NJ but I do live within 45 minutes of 3 malls, but what's so bad about that? Factories are only in Northeast Jersey that is real close to NYC, and they manufacture half the shit you buy, we have to put them somewhere. No one ever says "Joisey", we say Jurzee and the accent you think we have is more like a crushing combonation of Staten Island and Boston. Jersey Accents are more subtle and most people talk like they're from Philly or NY. We aren't all Italian, infact only 17% of NJ is Itailian but yeah I am Italian but there's nothing wrong with that, and no we don't all gel our hair or wear Gucci sunglasses. We are like a giant suburb of NY/Philly but with attitude, our own cities and towns, and a beach. And No we aren't all from Newark or AC,there a lot of towns in Jersey that I've never heard of before and I lived here for all my life.
Out-Of-Stater: New Jersey sucks.
Jersey Kid: Have you ever even been here?
Out-Of-Stater: Yeah I drove by Newark on my way to NYC
Jersey Kid: That's not the real New Jersey, that's like going to Compton and saying that you've seen all of California, or going to inner city Detroit and saying you've seen all of Michigan.
by Jersey Kid May 25, 2008
mugGet the New Jerseymug.

trap

place where illegal activities like drug deals can be carried out.
"Meet me in the trap it's goin' down" - Yung Joc
by Jersey Kid December 26, 2007
mugGet the trapmug.

teeny bopper

Idiotic 9 - 14 yr old girls that
- Think Hannnah Montana is lyke oh my gawd, so awesome!
- Obsessed with bright colors and tacky glitter
- Think Zac Efron will marry them
- Hobbies include chewing gum and text messaging
- Know nothing about the real world
- Think their so cute when their just fucking annoying
Teeny Bopper: Oh my gawd I freakin' like hate yooh!

Me: dude your like 10, learn about the real world.
by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008
mugGet the teeny boppermug.

mafia

The mafia has been around for thousands of years, way before these ghetto gangs
by Jersey kid February 17, 2008
mugGet the mafiamug.

hood model

a hot girl living in the hood. She always looks good and has an amazing ass. She never trips and is always the baddest bitch.
Monique is a hood model, she beat a hood rat down, drank 14 shots, and still looks fucking amazing.
by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007
mugGet the hood modelmug.

shawty

A hot female or your girlfriend. This term origniated in Atlanta but due to rap music's popularity it has spread to different parts of the U.S generally used in the south tho.
What it do shawty? Ay shawty you so fine. etc.
by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008
mugGet the shawtymug.

atl

Atl is the largest city in the south.
by Jersey kid February 13, 2008
mugGet the atlmug.

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