2 definitions by Jerry McNoBitches

Queefina the 1st

The secret love-child of Queen Elizabeth II and the famous drag queen Trixie Mattel, she was the first person to ever queef right after being born, hence her name Queefina. She is the secret founder of floptok and was born on April 20th, 1969. When she was 1 day old she was put up for adoption and was sent to Intercourse, Pennslyvania to live with a furry suit maker for a mother and a porn director for a father. She is now a furry porn director and still lives in Intercourse to this day.

"Who the fuck is Queefina the 1st?"
"The only good thing to come out of Queen Elizabeth's womb."

by Jerry McNoBitches November 28, 2022

Fard

When you fart so hard but no shit comes out, hence being a fard and not a shart.

Greg : "Did you just fard?"
Bethany : "Yeah."
Greg : "You're lucky that wasn't a shart."

by Jerry McNoBitches September 12, 2023