Definitions by Jerome is just my mom’s friend

Simp 

Anyone named Jaden Burke.

“I’ve heard that there’s a simp amongst us.”
“You mean Jaden?”

Simp by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 21, 2020

Mega Simp 

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.

“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
“Yuh, Nate’s over there”
“He smells really bad.”

Mega Simp by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 21, 2020

Kick a Muel Day 

April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.

“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”

“You bet your ass I am!”

Kick a Muel Day by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 10, 2020