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Kick a Muel Day

April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.
“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”

You bet your ass I am!”
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Mega Simp

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.
“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
“Yuh, Nate’s over there
“He smells really bad.”
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Simp

“I’ve heard that there’s a simp amongst us.”
You mean Jaden?”
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