Jeremy and Mike's definitions

Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

Skrap

The area between your anus and scrotum. Also known as the taint, grundle, gooch, gieche, perineum, nifkin, tweren't, twasn't, chode, or ass neck.

After mike called her a bitch, she kicked him squa in the skrap.

by Jeremy and Mike January 2, 2009