Jeremy Hadley's definitions

premerection

An anticipatory erection.

Peter, having finished his coffee, began to notice the distinct symptoms of a premerection whilst thumbing through the classifieds.

by Jeremy Hadley December 13, 2018

dungii

The plural version of the word dunnage.

See that bundle of four inch schedule-eighty PVC Pipe? It looks shitty. Lets put some dungii under it.

by Jeremy Hadley August 9, 2008

station

To "station" someone is to extend a their buttcrack with a sharpie while they are bending over, Usually at a party. The name is derived from Station; a character in "Bill and Teds bogus journey" who had a "most triumphant ass."

Cindy totally got stationed while she was bending over to pick up her phone.

by Jeremy Hadley December 20, 2008