Jeremy Hadley's definitions
To "station" someone is to extend a their buttcrack with a sharpie while they are bending over, Usually at a party. The name is derived from Station; a character in "Bill and Teds bogus journey" who had a "most triumphant ass."
by Jeremy Hadley December 20, 2008

See that bundle of four inch schedule-eighty PVC Pipe? It looks shitty. Lets put some dungii under it.
by Jeremy Hadley August 9, 2008

An anticipatory erection.
Peter, having finished his coffee, began to notice the distinct symptoms of a premerection whilst thumbing through the classifieds.
by Jeremy Hadley December 13, 2018
