Definitions by Jenson Buttermilk

Buttery gusset 

A term used to describe a woman that displays affection for a man by becoming moist

Lady 1: “Oh, look at that man there. He’s really appealing”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type”
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”

Buttery gusset by Jenson Buttermilk June 25, 2023

Vape Gape 

When you vape so much your mouth becomes a gaping orifice

What's up with his face?
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!

Vape Gape by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

Glitter Turd 

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

Glitter Turd by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016