Lady 1: “Oh, look at that man there. He’s really appealing”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type”
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type”
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”
by Jenson Buttermilk June 25, 2023
What's up with his face?
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!
by Jenson Buttermilk November 03, 2016
Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!
by Jenson Buttermilk November 03, 2016