Jenson Buttermilk's definitions

Buttery gusset

A term used to describe a woman that displays affection for a man by becoming moist

Lady 1: “Oh, look at that man there. He’s really appealing”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type”
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”

by Jenson Buttermilk June 25, 2023

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016

Vape Gape

When you vape so much your mouth becomes a gaping orifice

What's up with his face?
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016