Jennbec1's definitions

Con pawn

Someone who blindly votes/leans conservative.

Think tool: an object to be manipulated.

Saw this guy the other day, shouting at everyone who would listen about how making America great again involved blindly following the conservative agenda. He spelled conservative wrong. Total con pawn!

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Necessiluxery

A luxery item or experience that you just can’t live without. Easily associated with “first world problems”.

Person 1: “Omg! I didn’t have time to stop at Starbucks this morning! I need my pumpkin spice latte! Today is going to suck so bad.”

Person 2: “You know you don’t really NEED that right? If you need coffee you can get it anywhere. That specific kind is totally a necessiluxery, not a necessity.”

by Jennbec1 August 16, 2018

Conpawn

A person so blindly dedicated to conservative ideologies that they don't have a clue how badly they are being screwed by the politicians they support.

The conservative version of "libtard".

One who is a pawn in a conservative political agenda.

"Some dude started berating me when they saw my Pride and Pro-Choice bumper stickers. Then I saw his Maga hat. What a conpawn.

by Jennbec1 November 24, 2019

premature ecraftulation

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.

I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.

by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017

Geezus

A term used when an extremely religious person is spouting hipocracy and bigotry, in the name their religion/god.

"That woman told me I'm going to hell because I'm gay. She's totally strung out on Geezus."

by Jennbec1 November 24, 2019

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018