Definitions by Jemilia Karnipp

Spanishe

A language for cultured people

I speak spanishe
Wow ur cultured

Spanishe by Jemilia Karnipp January 18, 2019

Unfoolable 

Definitely a word
When you are not able to be fooled

Claire: well tell me what it is if ur so smart
Emma: I’m not falling for ur tricks. U will never fool me. I’m unfoolable

Unfoolable by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018

Chicken Girls 

In opposition to popular belief, it is not a bunch of girls who run around pretending they r chickens so they can get their daddy’s attention. They are a bunch of “high school” students that pretend to be good at singing and dancing. No one is really sure why they r called the chicken girls. Maybe its like snapchat, where u can’t change ur old username u made in second grade. Hopefully thats it.

You: “Have u seen the new chicken girls episode?
Everyone else: “No thats fucking stupid.”

Chicken Girls by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018

Space bats 

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

Space bats by Jemilia Karnipp December 29, 2018