Space bats

Bats that live in space. No they dont wear helmets. No they dont breathe. No they dont eat space mice. No they r not space cats. Yes they eat space mosquitoes. Yes thousands die every year from space shuttles hitting them. Yes this is a serious cause. Yes we need to help them. No nothing is being done.

“Yo space bats are crazy!”
“I know right. Like how do they breathe?”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 30, 2018

Unfoolable

Definitely a word
When you are not able to be fooled

Claire: well tell me what it is if ur so smart
Emma: I’m not falling for ur tricks. U will never fool me. I’m unfoolable

by Jemilia Karnipp December 30, 2018

Spanishe

A language for cultured people

I speak spanishe
Wow ur cultured

by Jemilia Karnipp January 18, 2019

Chicken Girls

In opposition to popular belief, it is not a bunch of girls who run around pretending they r chickens so they can get their daddy’s attention. They are a bunch of “high school” students that pretend to be good at singing and dancing. No one is really sure why they r called the chicken girls. Maybe its like snapchat, where u can’t change ur old username u made in second grade. Hopefully thats it.

You: “Have u seen the new chicken girls episode?
Everyone else: “No thats fucking stupid.”

by Jemilia Karnipp December 30, 2018