4 definitions by JemIsJerrica

Rag rags

"Rags" for when she's on "The Rag." Tampons, pads, etc.

"Wait. Before we leave, I need to make sure I have some rag rags in my purse. I just got my period this morning and I don't want to ruin my new dress."

by JemIsJerrica January 21, 2017

Irish Toothache

When you eat something spicy, and the next time you poop, your butthole burns.

"I shouldn't have eaten that jalapeño burger last night! Now I've got an Irish toothache!"

by JemIsJerrica January 21, 2017

Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).

Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."

by JemIsJerrica September 26, 2009

BABY BRAINS

When a man cups his thumb and forefinger around the top of his testicles (up toward the choder aka taint). He then applies a gentle amount of pressure to make the testicles bulge. When you look at it just right- the "seam" that separates his left and right testicle makes his gonads look like a palm-sized brain. Hence the term "Baby (for small) Brains."

Tom: "Gosh Bob is really drunk."
Paul: "I know, I hope he doesn't take his pants off again."
Tom: "That guy gets fruiter the more he drinks."
<enter naked Bob>
"Hah hah! Look guys... <sqeezes his nuts> BABY BRAINS!!"
Tom & Paul: "Ah, man not again. Put your pants back on homo, and grab us a beer."

by JemIsJerrica September 26, 2009