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The Offspring 

One of the best bands 90s punk had to offer.
The Offspring, Green Day and Blink 182 were the best punk bands in the 90s.

Grippers 

A cringey ass term idiots use for "feet".
Person 1:"Put those grippers away"
Person 2: Damn you're cringe bro

8 minus 4 

Mario: Alright Jeffy what is 8 minus 4?
Jeffy: 8
Mario: No, how did you get that?
Jeffy: Because you have 8 of them and you take away the 4, so it's not there anymore anymore and you have 8 left, so it's 8.

Scaremongering 

The act of arousing alarm through ominous reports or rumours for one's own personal gain.
Anti Vaxxer: Bill Gates is paying scientists to create a vaccine to depopulate the world.

Sane person: Stop with the anti vax scaremongering.

Conspiracy Theorist 

Pseudo intellectuals who say what the minority of people say to appear as smart.
Conspiracy theorist: The earth is flat! NASA's a lie. Covid is a plandemic, science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!